D.D. #9,973
PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD
AKA ME: Can I please just be President of The World? Like Alexander The Great x Caesar x FDR but to the 97th power or something? So that every person in the world bows to me and worships me and does whatever I say? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?
AKA ME: Can I please just be President of The World? Like Alexander The Great x Caesar x FDR but to the 97th power or something? So that every person in the world bows to me and worships me and does whatever I say? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?