D.D. #9,976
GREATEST ARTIST TO EVER LIVE
AKA ME: Can I please just be the greatest artist to ever live? So that in the year 122,000 AD they are still talking about me? Like Da Vinci x Picasso x The Beatles but, like, times a 100,000? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?
AKA ME: Can I please just be the greatest artist to ever live? So that in the year 122,000 AD they are still talking about me? Like Da Vinci x Picasso x The Beatles but, like, times a 100,000? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?