D.D. #9,970

GOT HER BACK
AKA ME: It's been 4 years but I still think about her every day and I love her so much. Can you please just bring her back to me? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?
AKA ME: It's been 4 years but I still think about her every day and I love her so much. Can you please just bring her back to me? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?