D.D. #9,969

GIRLFRIEND
AKA ME: Wow, she is so hot and cool. Can she please just be my girlfriend? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?
AKA ME: Wow, she is so hot and cool. Can she please just be my girlfriend? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?