D.D. #9,974
ENDLESS WOMEN
AKA ME: Can I please just have an infinite number of the most beautiful women who will appear instantly on demand to have sex whenever I want? Who are down for anything, but then will also leave me alone whenever I want, too? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?
AKA ME: Can I please just have an infinite number of the most beautiful women who will appear instantly on demand to have sex whenever I want? Who are down for anything, but then will also leave me alone whenever I want, too? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man.
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?