D.D. #9,975

EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE
AKA ME: Can I please just be Emperor of the Universe? Like, can we colonize the galaxy, and discover many other civilizations, and then form one universal government, and I be ruler of the whole thing? Kind of like Emperor Palpatine, but charming and beloved, and never defeated, and more powerful, and remembered fondly and worshipped forever? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?
AKA ME: Can I please just be Emperor of the Universe? Like, can we colonize the galaxy, and discover many other civilizations, and then form one universal government, and I be ruler of the whole thing? Kind of like Emperor Palpatine, but charming and beloved, and never defeated, and more powerful, and remembered fondly and worshipped forever? That's all I want.
GOD: Sure, here you go.
ME: Thanks! Feels good man
*five minutes later*
ME: Ok, now what?